That AP test can just kiss my Smurf!

It covers everything from our dear friend Lucy the Austrolopithecus to everyone's favorite fascists, Adolf and Mussolini.

It expects you to know about obscure people who somehow did something of minor importance.

And to top it all off, It costs mucho dinero.

Why am I even taking the AP World History test?

I don't actually remember all of that random information. It's probably all stuck in the lower right lobe of my brain, and I won't be able to recall any of it until 30 to 40 minutes after the test.

Goodbye cruel world. And thank you to the Advanced Placement People! Students around the world are cramming as much information into their little heads as possible. We wouldn't have done it without you.

Okay. I'm done ranting.