Noda (Noor + Yoda)

Noor: Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering.

Thankfully, I don't sense any fear in you because I'm just so cute! Heehee!

Oh, and for copyright reasons, the first two sentences are not my creation. But who cares? I look like Yoda! (starts singing the Yoda song)

Kelsey: Um, Noor, what are you doing posting on my blog again? I thought I told you that this was for me.

Noor: Well, you haven't updated in a while so I decided to help you out. Hmph. Oh, and by the way, I am no longer Noor. I have changed my name to Noda. (sings song again)

Kelsey: ...yes...well then...