Ni's adventure

Poor Ni. He just didn't understand the concept of gravity.

Press Release: Ni's Response
There have been allegations that I, Ni, was attempting to slide down the banister. I would like to assure my public that that was not the case. In fact, I have suspicions that the video was not even of me, despite the people in the background saying my name. My sources say that the voices were added after the original video was taken. I am worried that this video is just the first in an awful smear campaign against me. Rest assured that I am not that clumsy.