Third person narrates my life. Or just my morning.
Wow, Kelsey woke up at 11:00 am. Probably the latest ever in her whole entire life. That's like, 5801 days of waking up before 11:00 am. *Gasp* Her record has been broken! Plus, she did it all while wearing Jackie's eyes.
Kelsey, do you want a fuzzy lollipop? Because that's what will come of all this stubborness, so you better mend your ways before fuzzy lollipops are the only thing in your future!
NO. I shan't have fuzzy lollipops! I'd rather be stuck with that lord of the dance guy and a cheerleader in a 3 by 3 foot elevator!
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