
I hate Christmas.
My people put this... this... fuzzy collar thing on me. It had bells. What kind of male cat wears bells?!
Then I was dragged into the living room with Kelsey, where she squeezed me and snuggled with me until I felt like I was going to throw up.
Next time, I'm going to take over. I'll decide what happens on Christmas! Mwah ha ha! MWA HAHAHAHA!!!!!
*hack hack* Sorry, hair ball.

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