Happy birthday, Mozart, old chap!

Kelsey: Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you! *keeps singing*
Mozart: Why thank you, but no need to sing, I really don't enjoy your voice.
Kelsey: Oh. *slightly put out* Well, happy birthday! Your age is real swell!
Mozart: Yes, well, it took a while, but I finally did it. *deep sigh of satisfaction*
Kelsey: Oooh, ooh, guess what I did today?!
Mozart: Um, what?
Kelsey: I played one of your Fantasias!!! It was so great!!
Mozart: Oh, that is so flattering. Wasn't it a great piece? I was humming a tune one day, and it all sort of just popped out of my imagination... *babbles on about his great achievements*
Kelsey: O_o YeS. Well then. *cough*pompous composers*cough*
Mozart: Ex-cyoose me?
Kelsey: *innocent face* Nothing...
Mozart: Harrumph.
Kelsey: Sorry. Anyway, thank you for that piece. I truly enjoyed it.
Mozart: You're welcome. You know, I never imagined someone like you would learn that piece. In fact, I've never met a Filipina.
Kelsey: Yes, well, there's a first time for everything.
Mozart: Of course, of course. Tea?
Kelsey: Why yes, thank you very much. May I have a biscuit?
Mozart: Yes. Have a lemon one, they are simply delightful.