... eat five raw eggs or stub your toe intermittently over a period of 7.65 hours?
... have your lips tattooed pink or wear cat-eye glasses with rhinestones for the rest of your life?
... marry the Lord of the Dance guy or share a house with a squad of overly serious cheerleaders?
Ponder these questions. Then tell me.
I would rather eat five raw eggs because it would be horrible to know that I'm going to stub my toe intermittently but not know exactly when.
I would rather wear cat-eye glasses for the rest of my life on the off chance that they'll be "in" again.
I would rather share a house with the cheerleaders because that Lord of the Dance guy has legs that are possessed by something otherworldy. It's kind of freaky.
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I WOULD SO MARRY THE DANCE GUY! i hate cheerleaders...and um... raw eggs and umm...the glasses i think....the lips would hurt!
I would eat five raw eggs, because at least you can get that over with, unlike the toe stubbing which takes 7.65 hours!!! And, i would have my lips tattooed pink because i would save money on lipstick, and i would marry the lord of the dance guy because if i had to live with cheerleaders i would shoot myself....
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